[Bounce]

Full Name: Bounce MausKawitz
Nicknames: Skwrl, Fuzzy, Whiskers, and about every other nickname associated with being cute.
Title: The Perpetual Pain in the Posterior

Biographical

Level: 78
Class: Necromancer
RP Power: Level equivalent, however her being a magic user is not a widely known thing since she doesn't perform any magic in public. It's assumed, however, that she's magical simply because she's a talking squirrel.

Race: Magically-altered Squirrel
Gender: Female
Date of Birth: N/A
Age: Adult
Fur: Reddish-brown, peppered with some greys
Skin: Pink
Eyes: Large, brown and almond-shape
Height: 11 and a half inches, excluding tail which is the same length.
Weight: 14lb

Place of Residence: Raven Mythic tavern, in a tiny hole in the wall behind the bar.
Place of Birth: An oak tree near the Freeportian Academy of Arcane Sciences

Relatives: Modesta, "cousin" and Mouse, "cousin" (both are self-claimed cousins and have no actual blood relation; simply stated as cousins due to their rodent races being genetically related and the relationships Bounce has with them.)
Enemies: N/A
Allies: Anyone Bounce has come in friendly contact with.

Occupation: Perpetual peanut eating pervert
Crafting: N/A

Appearance: Appears as a small, furry squirrel with reddish-brown fur that has a peppering of grey hairs. Very tiny, tends to meet mid-khalf on the majority of average size people. Eyes are large and almond shaped, brown in colour. Very rarely wears any clothing as her fur allows modesty. Occasionally has a ribbon tied around tail.

Personality:

Alignment: Neutral, with swing towards evil due to her vain nature.
Motivations: Food.
Disposition: Friendly.
Outlook: Everyone receives friendliness until given reason for otherwise.

Religion/Philosophy: Worships no god, nor prays for guidance from any.

Sexuality: Bisexual.

Positive Personality Traits: Friendly, talkative, caring, loyal, tolerant, and many many more.
Negative Personality Traits: Outspoken, blunt
Misc. Quirks: She's a talking squirrel. Nothing is more quirky than that.

Affiliations:

Guild: Outriders of Kelethin
Guild Rank: Member

Interests:

Likes: Food, shiny objects, sleeping on laps, adventure
Dislikes: Small animal traps, other squirrels, her territory being invaded

Favorite Foods: All nuts but pistachios, all fruits and veggies, some meats
Favorite Drinks: Fayberry Fizzlepop
Favorite Colors: Orange

Hobbies: Sleeping, eating, eliciting a startled reaction from people.

Details:

History: To be written.

She is completely a joy to have around. Although she may eat more than her fair share, there's just something about the way she smiles when you scratch between her ears just right. I truly do enjoy her inside the inn.

I've only met Bounce a-coupl'a times in th' Raven an' elsewhere, but Imma glad fer thems few times. She's fun ta be around, always 'as a smile on 'er face, an' sure ta bring one ta yers no matter what.

'Course, I've always 'ad a soft-spot fer Ratonga an' their kin. There's jes somethin' about them folks that seem ta make everything seem better.

Ain't seen her 'round in awhile, but then I been sailin' south'ron waters o' late. Sure 'ope everything's five by five wif 'er.

A squeak and a puff of fur, insatiable appetite, and a energetic personality. Bounce is my squirrel... well, she's a lot of people's squirrel, but she lives at the Raven, and that makes her mine-ish. As she put it to me once, she's what happens when mage's don't keep good track of their experiments. A squirrel given intellect and magic... quite a thing, really, and a very happy accident. She's silly, and crazy, but she has a sweet heart, and an oddly keen mind when she wants to be. She's damn near irresistibly cute.

You know what they say; the squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest.

*he glances at his shoulder, as though he's expecting to see something small and furry sitting there* Bounce? You've met her too, huh? Met her in Freeport a while back. Some damn fool of a Knight tried to ticket her. Ticketing as squirrel, I ask you... don't know what he was expecting to do to pay the fine, sell her nuts? Anyway. I actually first laid eyes on her well before that. Saw her in the Raven several times. Just thought I'd had too much to drink at that point.

Glad I met her though. She's a real trip. Half the time she's chattering too fast for me to even make it out, but she doesn't enjoy it any the less. Great to have around, if only for the looks she gets when she speaks up. I'll always have a shoulder available for her. Or wherever else she wants to perch, for that matter.

Halaeh Le'Blanc.


**she glares**

"It is... A talking Squirrel - Must i say more?"

**she grabs her cloak and storms out**

I am unable to think of a negative trait for this one.

I've lost sleep trying to find one, for I can find fault in anything. It's a gift. She's a vaccuum when it comes to gloom.

Ah--yes, I know! I wish she'd stop lounging in the bowls of complimentary nuts.

What can you say about a squirrel that drinks like a child and sometimes turns into a charming and disturbingly beautiful elf?

Hi, Bounce. That's what I say.

She smells like..... a squirrel.


...A talking, intelligent squirrel? I'm not even sure how this would occur. Regardless, she is too adorable for words. I would enjoy keeping her around if it were not for me fearing I might mistake her as a mid-morning snack.

Bounce is a little bundle of crazy, mind you, that is not a bad thing. Her little eyes and ears miss very little unless she is ignoring you, and she is fun to watch run around. She is a bit obsessed with her appearance, though if that is her worst trait, atleast we will know she will not be destroying the city anytime soon unless the overlord tells her she is not cute.

[In a passing comment to a curious patron] "Ohs Bounce? She ises a bundles of energy, always soes happys and a lot of funs to talk toos. Be carefuls thoughs if you likes acorns or walnuts, she may find yous and ask for somes."

*The Ratonga chuckles and sips at his favorite wine*

"I remembers meetings her at the Soulfire onces, and had such funs just talkings the hour aways before I had to goes. She called mees a keepers and I haven't been called thats in a long times, though I bet she was just being nices. Anyways, the next nights she came downs to the Fancy to sees mees and I enjoyed thats alots. Even if the staffs made funs of mees that she just ran bys to ask for a drinks. Anyways, I introduced hers toos Ruantek and the pair are really happys togethers, soes I'm glads. I think maybes I'll gives Ruanteks some nuts toos give hers....why are yous laughings?"

If she's not the cutest thing ever, then I'll find the cutest thing ever and beat the snot out of it until Bounce is cuter. That is all.

There is something about the tiny woman -for she is a woman underneath the fur and fluffy tail, as am I under the blue skin, armor, and pointed ears- that triggers my protective instincts even though I know she is undoubtedly quite capable of tearing me to shreds if she took it into her head to do so. I suppose her size is the cause, as I find myself scooping her up whenever she is in the Soulfire and either establishing her on the bar or on my shoulder out of the way of clumsy, drunken feet.

I love talking to her, though. When I can keep up with the speed of her end of the conversation, that is.

A delightful intriguing creature. She makes me laugh, and I was quite surprised to hear her speak when I spotted her scurring around our trees. I think the over large acorns attracted her. Either way she seem to bring laughter and fun where she goes. Hopefully she won't get in chahoots with our Antu and cause extreme trouble. Even if they do so together or seperately, I forsee alot of laughter in my future.

Miss Bounce has excellent taste in pies, and is officially the first creature I ever stroked that talked back. I wasn't sure to be honest if it was polite for me to stroke her... But I didn't get bitten, so that has to be a good sign. I've never seen a squirrel up close before, I wonder if they all talk?