Muck a Wish Game

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Muck a Wish Game

Post by Yezra » 03/27/11

This is how this works: one person makes a wish. The next poster mucks it, and then makes a wish of their own. And so on and so on...

Example:

I wish I could fly.

Poof! You can now fly. Only, you're so enthusiastic you fly into a storm cloud and get electrocuted.


So I'll start: I wish I had a new computer.

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Post by Ikmachek » 03/27/11

Enjoy your new computer! with the unserviced packaged version of windows vista and 64 megs of ram!

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

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Post by Audina » 03/28/11

Poof! You aren't so lazy--but everyone else is, so now you're going to be doing everyone's work plus yours.

I wish it was warm today.

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Post by Ghomp » 03/28/11

It is the day you die.

I wish I could use a headbutt on someone.

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Post by Odilon » 03/28/11

You headbutt someone...right into a plate helm and crack your skull

I wish I had more time

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Post by Audina » 03/28/11

You have infinity--but you're stuck in a coffin, dead, and the zombie virus hasn't been let out, yet.

I wish all of my housework was done, forever.

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Post by Ghomp » 03/28/11

Your house was atomized by a Necron, it exists no more. Nothing to work on.

I wish I had permanent, complete access to a big pair of breasts.

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Post by Santinea » 03/28/11

Congrats! A large pair of lovely breasts ... That suffocate you in your sleep!

I wish my vacation was sooner!

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Post by Kanuu » 03/28/11

Poof! You just got fired, and now have all the time in the world for that vacation!

I wish I had a large deep dish pepperoni pizza with extra cheese for me to nom!

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Post by Ghomp » 03/28/11

The pizza gives you a heart attack. ACK!!

I wish I could simply wear a mohawk without getting fucked up looks all day.

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Post by Yezra » 03/28/11

Poof! You can now wear a mohawk. But instead of getting f-ed up looks all day, now you get advances all day, even from people you don't like. Like that one old guy with no teeth and the funny cabbage smell? Yeah...

I wish for some new comfortable shoes.

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Post by Kanuu » 03/28/11

*POOFITY!* Your feet turn into horse hooves, expertly shoe'd using old-style blacksmith style and techniques.

I wish someone would give me a nice, comfy back rub right now.

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Post by Drinier » 03/28/11

Poof! Your back gets rubbed....then stabbed!

I wish I had more money

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Post by Ghomp » 03/28/11

BAM! Your money is dropped onto your head in the form of gold, you are concussed.

I wish I could see people's emotional state as an aura around them.

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Post by Ikmachek » 03/28/11

enjoy your new aura powers! unfortunately they're all shiny flashy colors....and it comes with epilepsy

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Post by Ikmachek » 03/28/11

oh shit i forgot a wish! uh....

I wish santi wouldn't hit me for breaking the game

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Post by Audina » 03/28/11

Santi doesn't hit you for breaking the game, but the rest of us do.

I wish Friday would come faster.

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Post by Ghomp » 03/28/11

Turns out Friday by Mellisa Black is blasting in your ears.

I wish I was a rugged barbarian warrior, leaping into crowds of lesser foes and smiting them with a hammer.

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Post by Kanuu » 03/28/11

*Poofity!* Your barbarian rage leads you to smite your foes furiously! Unfortunately, they're all standing in a pit holding spears. As you leap onto them with your mighty weapon, you're impaled. Seek thyself a cleric immediately!

I wish the fridge and cabinets didn't look a lot like my tummy right now... empty... :-(

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Post by Yezra » 03/28/11

Poof! The fridges and cabinets now look full. So do the floor, ceiling, walls, and lawn outside. Sadly it's only an illusion...

I wish that I could clean up my desk by snapping my fingers.

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Post by Audina » 03/28/11

You clean up your desk by snapping your fingers, but sadly it's due to the fact that you can now evaporate everything in a ten mile area. You find yourself in short order locked in a padded room with your fingers taped together to prevent another calamity.

I wish my children weren't annoying.

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Post by Yezra » 03/28/11

(( :lol: ))

Your children are no longer annoying. They're dead. :(

I wish for more energy.

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Post by Drinier » 03/28/11

Zing! You have more energy! In fact, you have so much energy your heart beats much to fast and explodes. RIP Nedy!

I wish I didn't have to wake up early tomorrow

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Re: Muck a Wish Game

Post by Kanuu » 03/29/11

*POOFITY!* You go into a deep coma, and never wake up again!

I wish I knew what to wish for! (hah! try screwing that up! :P )

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Re: Muck a Wish Game

Post by Ikmachek » 03/29/11

Yus know what you want to wish for, and god almighty are you screwed up for wanting to wish for it!

I wish you wouldn't grant this wish!

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